context is everything

Definition of stand-up: "think of a guy who can make you laugh without tickling you". Funny? maybe.

Now put it in this context: one huge bouncer clad in a red tight tee that says "don't fuck with mr. zero" and one stand-up comedian's friend explaining the above. Now imagine the bouncer's expression... priceless, as says one credit card. (thanks andrei and sergiu)